An eventful fall around here, not you all might be expected to know it, from reading the World’s Worst Blogger! Here’s a quick recap of what I’ve been up to:
Author: Hggns
I’m shocked- SHOCKED! to learn that I was off pursuing important projects in education , art marketing, and social networking, no one has bothered to update this blog. Eyes will roll!
I’ve learned one thing at my temporary job: not all workplaces are the same. The University of Denver Bookstore has none of the negativity and management bullying that is practically unwritten policy at Safeway. Thus the customers get experienced help and a genuine human interaction when they walk in, as opposed to Safeway, where they get bored employees half heartedly reading from a canned script.
The Art Students League is Richardsonian, referring to H.H. Richardson, prominent early 20th Century architect who had a big influence, though most of his actual projects are in the east (the state asylum building near the Albright-Knox in Buffalo, for example).
Catching Up
The sun has gotten gold-tinged, the temps have plunged into the 80’s. I had a week recently to try and collect my thoughts after a long brutally hot summer, and I’m thinking life is good. Last year at this time, things didn’t seem quite so sanguine. I’d had an unprecedented run of shows with no sales at all, in places which made expenses hard to control. I contemplated getting job.
another long break between posts. It does appear that launching oneself in the creative economy, and blogging about launching oneself in the creative economy, are two very different, and possibly mutually exclusive things. Like the year I spent 47 days walking a picket line, telling myself to keep a diary so I could write about it one day, and never wrote a word about it, because the whole thing was just too crazy and immediate.
That’s actually why the millions of proverbial monkeys, with their millions of proverbial used remington selectrics, were originally enlisted, to help produce the kind of high minded verbiage necessary to communicate the importance of the mission to those who might be tempted to view the intermittent 12 hour days at art shows and endless carting around of monotypes, along with the sporadic attempts to corral workshop participants and Facebook visitors, as the chaotic strivings of a mono(type) maniac. Far from it. A sublime plan has been set in motion, whose workings, like those of the Simian selectrics, are a mystery to all of us. Yes even me!
Suffice to say, the monks are making good progress, they assure me, on the squishtoid manifesto, so necessary to our overall mission, which is simply put, to squish, or be squished. several sentences are nearly complete, give or take a few verb tense agreement issuers, and a nasty infestation of dangling participles.
And the more public endeavors are going well, too. Three days in a booth at the Denver Modernism show produced just enough sales to pay fees, and buy the monks some new typewriter ribbon. The first-year Denver Print Event the following weekend surisingly also produced sales, including a couple for yours truly. And the fall workshop at the Art Student’s League is underway, and with six students feels more relaxed than the preceding two classes, with 8 and 10. And all along, it feels like what summer, and so-called retirement is all about: meeting and enjoying both old and new friends. Like the squishtoid manifesto, and unlike the 48 day strike, it’s not about the destination, but the journey.
The sun has gotten gold-tinged, the temps have plunged into the 80’s, even the monkeys are feeling contemplative, philosophical even, if I,m reading the reams of gobbledy-gook the bang out and hurl at the trash basket and me correctly.. Last year at this time, things didn’t seem quite so sanguine. I’d had an unprecedented run of shows with no sales at all, in places which made expenses hard to control. I contemplated getting job.
Instead, over a long winter spent reading on the couch and refining my pot bean recipe, I talked my self into believing that the continual scrounging for sales and workshop participants, the legwork put in hunting down small payments and cutting expenses; the hours spent trying to figure out inexplicable Facebook and Blogger apps; were all part of the fun. I did finally find a very flexible temporary job in a college bookstore. (which also figures into the recent lack of posts). I’ve now punched the clock just often enough to remind me that I was right. Now, several shows in a row have paid for themselves, I’m catching up on bills, and despite what the political fear mongers say, things are getting slowly better.
And what’s next? Well, who knows. The mechanics of doing business as a freelancer may be interesting, especially to the one who depends on their outcome, but a summer, or a creative body of work, sometimes calls for banging on the typewriter keys a bit and seeing what comes out. So the irregular posts may continue. somehow it seems, a week in mid- to late September, my favorite time of year, has escaped the scheduling crush. Time to leave the monkeys in charge and relax with a household project or two, then a quick get away to Wyoming. Can you blog from an iPhone? (serious question) The mind, and the rental car, wanders. To Wyoming, where they say, there is nothing. But it’s been a full summer, and I could use a little nothing.
Death rattle gold Vedauwoo aspen leaves on big sky blue nothing. Sage green alkali flat Chugwater antelope mosey red rock mesa nothing opening out into a distant faded blue denim glacier Laramie-peaked range of nothing with other ranges marching off into nothingness, and later a million star specked milky way nothing.
Even without a map or manifesto, I think you can see where I’m headed here.
In the middle of August around here, the heat loses a little of its edge. Especially in Wyoming where I combined a little business with a quick road trip up I-25 past the splendid rocky mesas near Chugwater, and into the
Everybody Knows This is Nowhere
Here’s a quick follow-up on the last post. The Tea-Bagger beat the plagiarist. Apparently Colorado GOP voters are more worried about the U.N. /bicycle conspiracy theory than whether their children receive quality education, or their seniors, health care. But politically, bicycle batallions are the least of their worries. In addition to the third-party Immigration Nazi, who polls show will siphon votes from the paranoid Bicycle Nazi, his own party wants to replace him with a self-funded (read: rich) candidate of their choosing.
In the Senate Primary, appointed incumbent Bennett beat Romanoff to set up the fall contest with another Tea-Bagger, who has money problems too, with Bennett’s campaign fund about eight times the size of his own. Neither GOP nominee has ever held office, while the two Dems, both moderate liberals, have accomplished quite a bit in a short time using bi-partisanship and common sense.
So, as Mike Litwin writes in the Post, the Dems, once assumed to be subject to voter backlash, will actually be favored in the top two races heading into the fall campaign. Colorado is too small to be a bellwether state, but if Hickenlooper and Bennett pull this off, the nation will certainly take notice. “Crazy”? Litwin is one of the Post’s few token liberal pundits, and I often agree with him, but if paranoid, anti-government libertarian claptrap gets bested in November by experienced, common sense, moderate progressives, will that really be so crazy?
Purple Haze
I haven’t commented on politics too much lately, but the GOP Gubernatorial slate aren’t really practicing it, anyway. More like slapstick. Yes, I know the conventional wisdom is that the Dems will suffer losses in the mid-term elections because of Tea-Bagger activism, but you couldn’t prove it here in Colorado. As those who are paying attention know, Colorado is a former Red State that has been trending Blue. It also, according to CPR, has the largest percentage of Tea-Baggers in any state. I guess that puts us in a Purple Haze, but it sure has been a trip here, and the rest of the country is beginning to stare.
There’s all sorts of fun ‘n’ games going on here, as we’re having a primary right now. I could go on forever, but let’s peek in on the GOP Gubernatorial Primary.
After it was revealed that the old school, conservative,”jobs” candidate’s most recent employment was plagiarizing college profs at 300k a crack, the anti-immigrant guy jumped in with the unsurprising assertion that AZ’s new law was forcing illegals not back to Mexico, but onto Colorado’s welfare rolls. Presumably, his solution will be to shove them along to Nebraska. Problem solved. Soon they’ll be in Canada, where the party out of power ISN’T trying to eliminate their health care system. Thanks, Immigration Nazis!
Now the Tea-Bagger candidate has jumped in with the opinion that Hickenlooper, the current Denver mayor, and presumptive Dem candidate, is by installing bike-share stations and encouraging greener transportation alternatives, hastening a “U.N. takeover”. He went on to explain that the plot is “well disguised”.
True dat, true dat. As are Curly, Larry and Moe’s Statehouse credentials. In politics these days, though, paranoia is the new black. So no one can really guarantee that images of bicycle-mounted U.N. shock troops, or 30 foot walls from Pueblo to Four Corners (neatly slicing off – ouch! pun intended- Trinidad, sex-change capital of the nation) WON’T resonate with voters.
Nor are the Democrats averse to the hijinks. Hickenlooper, who has been perking along just fine, rightly reminding voters that he had created more jobs and balanced more budgets than all the GOP candidates combined, couldn’t resist announcing to a large crowd that included several car dealers that he wanted to “wean Americans from the automobile”. Innocent enough for us two-wheeling fifth-column types, but in the Rocky Mountain West, where visiting your neighbors often requires a 3-hour drive… well, like the gun fetish thing, Dems usually just don’t go there.
Over in the Senate Primary, Andrew Romanoff, who led the charge when the state legislature went Democratic in ’06, has been trying to paint his incumbent opponent, Michael Bennett, who was appointed when Ken Salazar joined the Obama administration, and who has done pretty well with his brief time inside the Beltway, as a big-money Washington insider. I’m expecting an ad about Bennett’s Swift-Boat adventures on the Arkansas River any day now. There is a Republican Senate Primary, and it does feature another of those zany Tea-Baggers, so stay tuned, as hilarity will undoubtedly ensue.
Actually, speaking of the Arkansas, a new Jean-Claude and Christo project to cover it in the trademark orange fabric is advancing nicely. I don’t doubt the Tea Baggers will have something to say about THAT before this whole thing is over, too. There’s nothing to stop the U.N. Navy from sending kayaks, too.
Fascination Street
Boulder is, famously, a weird place, and not just because of its rep as the liberal wack capital of the world. Pound for pound, there are more “Free Tibet” t-shirts and dreadlocks on the mall than anywhere else ( Disclaimer: I have nothing against weirdness and dreads, think they’re attractive enough, and I totally embrace the unlikely eventuality that Tibet will be free soon)
Despite the T-shirts that read “Keep Boulder Weird”, there’s actually a University at least half full of football-watching Republicans to balance things out (and they’re lobbying to be allowed to carry guns on campus, talk about weird). I’m not qualified to judge Boulder’s deeper zeitgeist; my booth at last weekend’s Art Fair was the longest amount of time I’ve spent there. But how is the People’s Republic of Boulder as an art town? About the same as any other mid-sized city, I think.
It certainly has its share of dedicated, Saturday morning art shoppers. But as the temps soared to 102, and the art crowd thinned, I was left with time to observe the rest. I have spent a lot of time at street fair art shows, and have identified a number of types who habituate in any city. It’s risky to draw conclusions, I suppose, especially when part of one’s income depends upon them, but here they are: ranked from most likely to buy, on down.
Single Women: Whether wearing rings or not, women who shop alone are the drivers of American cultural life. Confident, decisive, businesslike, they embrace their traditional role of home decorator in concert with their more recent economic independence. Whether Grad-school aged, 30-Something, or middle aged they are a force to be reckoned with, and they know it. Despite this, they love hearing what you have to say about particular pieces. If you have them in your booth, your show prospects just got better.
Couples: Whether gay, lesbian or hetero, they collect and buy together. Decision-making is naturally more complex, so you often get multiple visits and comparison shopping. I’m not a salesman and tend to let the work speak for itself, so this suits me fine. Unlike single women, they require little work, since it’s the couple that does all the selling, to each other. I get a very romantic feeling watching them decide. If they strart pointing to one of your larger works and discussing which wall it might look best on, you are about to make your booth fee. An important exception is the couple that is there as part of some quality time /sportsbar time trade off. The man usually stands impatiently outside the tent while the woman looks at art. I don’t know what this portends for their relationship, but no matter how enthusiastic she may be, you will not sell so much as a postage stamp to her until she dumps him.
Friends: To paraphrase Freewheelin’ Franklin- times of friends, and no sales, will get you through better than times of sales, and no friends. Friends fill the boring parts of a show, and make your booth seem more popular than it is. They help you break down and set up, which is hot grungy work. Besides, friends buy an amazing amount of art, even though they often know they can trade for it, or just wait till I give it to them.
Students, hipsters: A relatively small, but very gratifying portion of my typical sales. Fun and enthusiastic, they are often artists themselves. Let us now praise those forward thinkers who spend more on tattoos, piercings and weird art than they do on their cars.
Single Men: They seem fewer, and less conversational, than the women. But they do buy art.
Overthinkers, Stalkers: For whatever reason, and it may be very legitimate, they have a hard time committing or permitting themselves to buy. They return often, or cruise by, are sometimes forthright about their circumstances, and sometimes hover just around the corner, peering at the object of their desire. Sometimes you can get them off the fence by offering a deal, usually not. I suppose that some, burned by the memory of the piece that got away, graduate to more stable finances or decisive frames of mind, and become buyers, but a few return years on end, inquiring about the same piece.
Praisers, Activists: They tend to genuinely like the work. They solicit for art donations for charity ( I donate regularly, if the charity is competent and respectful), for other shows that need more artists, or sometimes they thank you for coming to their small-to-midsized town so that they will be exposed to more and better art. All very nice, and I know there are artists being paid by some public or private funding for this purpose, arts education. But once I’ve sweated the framing and the set-up, and it may be cynical, then the only meaningful praise is the kind accompanied by a checkbook being opened.
Giclee buyers: They’ve made the important leap from throwing up the first Bronco poster that comes their way, to seeing walls as an important place for personal expression. But you could make a case that hanging street corner band flyers, or old movie posters, or magazine or comic book covers would be a more authentic (and cheaper) form of expression.
Strollers, Looky-loos They wear a lot of Nike, or Bronco apparel, and saunter by with their ice-creams without purpose, or even focusing their eyes. They sometimes will actually enter the tent, but only to cut through to the ice cream stand. They only stop to park their massive strollers or large, panting dogs (poor doggies!) in front of your hottest-selling bin while they chat about ice cream on their cell phones.
The purpose of a street fair, is of course to attract a large, diverse crowd. And people change, moving up into higher levels of cultural sophistication, or simply giving up and heading to somewhere they are more comfortable, such as the Bronco game, or an ice cream parlor. But let’s not kid ourselves about who the artist wants to see walk into his booth, shall we? If we could sum up in one word: a conversationalista (yes, I made that up). I love a talker, and people who are engaged by their surroundings are often themselves very engaging.
These blase, ice-cream slurping Americans have become an archetype around the world as a symbol of Americans’ lack of cultural engagement, but it might be an unfair stereotype. Especially in Boulder, Albuquerque, Casper, to name a few small- to mid-sized cities I’ve been to. More of these cities are seeing street fairs, an outgrowth of ancient old world marketplaces, as a good way to lend vibrancy to a downtown, enliven a city’s cultural scene, and help the local economy. I think more people are becoming intrigued by this sort of social exchange.
I’ve always said the culture wars will be won in the streets, not in the media, and here’s one place where the good guys are winning. Who knows when today’s ice cream eater may become tomorrow’s art collector? As for artists, these shows can be a great way to widen your base, as the gallery scene can certainly be a bit clubby. It’s hard work doing these shows, and dispiriting when you watch gawkers parade by for hours on end. I hope to stop doing them at some point, but they have a lot to offer. For one thing, the people-watching is the tops.